So I was watching psychoanalysm cartoons, yeah I have no idea what they are either, but they're super cool. You should check them out.

Then this fairly large african-american woman burst into my room, demanding that I rip her heart out and eat it. Something about bypassing the fat.

I told her that I couldn't, because I was talking to Tropical Paradise and watching these psychoanalysm cartoons. I mean what could be cooler right? Talking to Lauren and watching cartoons. (we're having an affair btw, jordy)

Then this happened.