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[A duck walks into a bar..]

Ducks

Do not sound like that.

[The Ballad of CrippleKane]

Great Music Video

wish you would've done your own audio, the song really takes away and makes it silly.

Top notch pacing though, it DID match the song. i just wish you would've made this to match itself, not the audio. It became a visualization of the song, instead of the song just acting as a backdrop and mood. (as many movies did)

They also did what I said you just did though. So I guess it's all great!

A musical scene from a vintage western. That's what I got. Good job.

AlmightyHans responds:

yeah i wish i had access to a 30 piece orchestra too man, but you know, I'm no hollywood producer.

[No Brainer]

Holy shit are they in a tunnel or what

Did you record all the voices inside of a darth vader helmet?

Otherwise awesome. Could've used more pause/closer shot before we see what he does tho.

[A Norse in the 9th Ward]

Poor taste at its finest

Its really not funny at all man. You get points for your pacing though, it had me laughing. But come on.

I expected more, at least, if you're going to do something like that it has to be perfect, and it just wasn't. All the characters were stupid, yes, but they were much stupider.

We live in an age where this sort of thing just isn't very funny. I would've found it much funnier if they were all white.

I suppose that makes me racist too.

You still get a five.

[Advent of Sock]

Impressive

I don't give tens, but I came pretty fucking close on this one.

The light hearted music is perfect for this setting, you somehow make me feel uneasy while still using cute and cuddly to get your apocalyptic message across, I always saw this ad on the bus where I go to school that had a multiheaded beast which read, "The bible speaks of four empires, 3 have come and gone, one is. Are you ready for THIS?"

And then it gives it's website address, the picture of this beast, though poorly done, always managed to scare me. I even have had a dream about such a beast destroying where I live and basically, your animation, minus the evil hamsters.

As for your method, I just watched a few others and I've gotta say this one is your most refined peace yet, I don't know if you got a new scanner or what but the quality of the images is much higher on this one. You still keep enough roughness though so as to not lose your style.

Really great man, consider yourself favorite'd.

[-Sandwich-]

Song begets more action

You just did the basic, "Do this with this object. Montage" Would've been awesome if you could've put a nice spin on it. I liked the beginning part more where the ingredients pop up. I feel like this set me up for a let down, I thought there was going to be more detail.

It was nicely done tho. YUCK MAYO.

[Apples.]

dumbass

tune your guitar next time

[Walk in the Woods]

Definitely One of your Best

That poop was amazing. It looked like it was really hard to animate. You had it in full perspective and everything. Very impressive.

One of your best works in my opinion.

[The CC is Still Alive]

That

was the gayest thing I've ever seen.

KKyuubi responds:

Thank you, if I see a vote of 10, I could define this as the "happiset" thing you've ever seen.

[Castle III part C]

Well Done Sir

Everything thats been mentioned before, two times over. I'll admit, at times the alpha gradients on some of the fades were a little close to overbearing, they seemed to work, in the end.

The sound though, at the beginning is too loud, I think that was mentioned. Yeah. And uhm, the voice in some parts don't have enough atmosphere int he sound itself, ie you can tell where the mic starts. I know this is mainly do to shitty mics, but you can mask it pretty well if you put the right ambience around it, or fade into it with the mic sound. Have your voice actors record a period of them not saying anything before they start to speak, however long you think the fade should be.

Awesome job.

I WONDER WHAT HAPPENS IN THE FOURTH ONE

-fiend guy

Get-lost responds:

Shouldn't be impossible to fix no. Thanks fiendguy