I envy your duck.
A man sat upon a fish.
Age 37, Male
Joined on 9/29/03
I envy your duck.
I'd smash it.
Cut it up into smaller, more easily edible pieces.
eat it
If it's too large to eat, where the fuck did it come from?
Also, Brave Little Toaster icon. Mmmm.
fli
Carve a hole in it, and secksie it up?